05/06 U10s

Name	Goals	MoMs	Name	Goals	MoMs	Captain	Neill Fraser
Alan Jones	4		Joey Jordan	2	1	Vice
Bobby Davies	5	3	John Kelly	1	1.5
Chris Farrell	4	1	Dave Tills	5
Mickey Carroll	5		Mattie Cottrill	20
Ian 'Macca' McCallum	2	0.5	Tony Carr	1	1		2005 / 06 Match Stats
Terry Farrell	5		Mark Williams	3			P	W	D	L		F	A	GD
Rob Balance	4		Mark Tilston	8	1		18	14	0	4		93	37	+56
Paul Minshall	2		StuartBigMacca'Macintosh	13	1.5						Stats inc 25 Feb
Faz Farrell	2		Waterside OB OG	1			Previous Seasons Stats
Joey Des	2	1.5	Finn Ryan		1		03-04 6thXI.htm				04-056thXI.htm
Ian McCallum	1		Craig Ashton	1
Kye	1		Russell Turner		1

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Date: 25/02 Competition: Friendly Match_Details: (A) Nomads 6ths v Law Coll Result: 5-4 Scorers: Big Macca 2, Mattie Cotterrill 2, Dave Tills MoM: Russell Turner (superb penalty save from the stand in goalie) Report: On a sloping shite pitch and after a 2 week lay off the 6ths played as well as could be expected. JK l2: made a welcome return and you would never have guessed the way he strolled around the pitch l3: that he had got in at 4.00 am, dedication. In fact it was suggested at 1/2 time if JK and Big Macca l4: would like to break into something resembling a jog it would be ok. Chris Farrell was superb in l5: defence & let nothing pass this week, much to the relief the of the cleaners in the club.

Date: 4/02/06 Competition: Friendly Match_Details: (H) Nomads 6ths v Essemay Vets Result: 4-1 Scorers: Mattie Cotterill, Big Macca, Kye, Rob Ballance. MoM: Bobby Davies (because he told me he was) Report: I must be courteous towards the opposition and refrain from telling the whole truth. This was a very l2: very enjoyable game and the ref only asked for 1 Essemay player to be subbed before he sent him l3: off. The 6ths ran out 4-1 winners. However I could have said they were a bunch of plastic scousers l4: who once they went behind started moaning and wanting to kick anything that moved. But I won't. l5: Just a quick note the ref thanked the 6ths for being so restrained despite needless provocation.

Date: 28/01/06 Competition: Jewsbury Cup Match_Details: (H) Nomads 6ths v Nomads Vets Result: 1-0 Scorers: Pata Balac MoM: Bobby Davies Report: This was never going to be an easy fixture for either team. With only 1 goal separating the 2 teams l2: so it proved. But the big question is did Bobby slip when he let fly from 25 yards? Normally such an l3: effort would end up in row z. But no, Gooyie could only clutch at thin air as the ball whistled past l4: him. Fair to play to Joey J though he covered every blade of grass but with the quality of his 1st l5: touch it was easy to see why! A superb penalty save from Peta B enabled the 6ths to retain the J cup

Date: 21/01/06 Competition: Friendly Match_Details: (H) Nomads 6ths v Upton Magnets Result: 3-1 Scorers: Bobby Davies, Mark Tills, Alan Jones (pen) MoM: The deckchair on the right side of midfield Report: This was bad!! The back four were that quiet they communicated through sign language. Joey J l2: complained that the game was passing him by & in all fairness it was. But if you don’t move out the l3: centre circle and do the impression of a mountain goat grazing on the slopes of the Andes what do l4: you expect. The only thing that moved on Joey was the bell round his neck.After taking a 2-1 lead l5: Upton were unlucky not to equalise but their forward did a Butler. A very lucky 3-1 win for the 6ths

Date: 14/1/06 Competition: Chester Challenge Cup Match_Details: (H) Nomads 6ths v Blacon YC A Result: 2-0 Scorers: Big Macca, Terry Farrell MoM: The whole squad, as each squad member contributed in someway to securing a hard fought win. Report: A very youthful Blacon YC A provided the opposition for this ¼ final tie of the Challenge Cup. A l2: nervy 1st ½ performance from the 6ths saw them fortuitously take a 1goal lead into the interval l3: through a bullet header by Big Macca.At 1/2time Blacon shunned the traditional oranges & revitalisd l4: the team on liquidised Farleys Rusks. Nomads increased their lead in the 2nd half through a superb l5: strike from Terry Farrell. Blacon piled forward late on in the game but the 6ths hung on to win 2-0.

Date: 7/1/06 Competition: Friendly Match_Details: (H) Nomads 6ths v Cestrian Alexs Result: 10-3 Scorers: Big Macca 4, Rob Ballance 2, Joey Des 1, Mark Till 1, Bobby Davies 1, Minsh 1. MoM: Big Macca (Smiler) Report: Sect A Cestrain Alex provided sat's opposition. With Tilly showing his managerial qualities in Sog's l2: absence. Some said Tilly had found his true position on the line but I beg to differ... it’s in the l3: bar with a bottle of Becks. Through some quality football the 6th's lead 8-0 at the interval. But l4: injuries & lack of subs (thks Snip & Bill a call would have been nice) affected the balance & the l5: 6ths never regained the same momentum in the 2nd half. Still they managed to scrape a 10-3 win.

Date: 17/12/05 Competition: Jewsbury Cup Match_Details: (H) Nomads 6ths v Nomads 5th Result: 3-2 Scorers: Mickey Carroll, Big Macca, Dave Tills MoM: Joey Des or Big Macca for his major strop & T-shirt Report: What a great game. The 5ths pushed the 6ths to right to the end. Mr Butler what a guy. But enough l2: about the game. Well almost Mickey Carroll scored his first goal ever with his head. But I hope it l3: never happens again. We had to wait 30 minutes for Mr Beautiful to tart himself up. His shoe bag l4: consisted of mini hair dryer, hair spray, mousse, moisturiser & hand cream. Morale never let you're l5: wife pack you're bag and the lads near it.

Date: 10/12/05 Competition: Friendly Match_Details: (A) Nomads 6ths v Waterside OB Result: 10-0 Scorers: Mattie 4, Tilly (M) 3, Big Macca, Joey D, Waterside OB (Went sub for the 6ths & scored) MoM: Joey Des Report: With 17 players missing this week the 6ths were struggling. Just 30 mins before they were due to l2: depart the 6ths had 9 players. But considering the opposition I think the '9' could have won this l3: on their own. However the 6ths departed with eleven. After the first game you'd think Waterside l4: would have learn't the perils of playing the offside trap. Alas no. This was the sequel and as in all l5: good sequels the ending was just as messy. The 6ths romped to a 10-0 victory.

Date: 3/12/05 Competition: Friendly Match_Details: (A) Nomads 6ths v St. Asaph Vets Result: 8-1 Scorers: Faz 2, Big Macca, Chris Farrell, Joey, Kell, Tilly (M), Minsh MoM: Bobby Davies & John Kelly Report: An injury ravaged 6ths trudged of in to deepest Wales for a tough fixture against St. Aspah.The 6ths l2: were quickly into their rhythm with Kell finding the front players with unerring accuracy. Kell l3: twigged if we wanted a to win the best option was to miss Mattie out, who demonstrated his ability l4: to trap a ball further than most can kick it. Big Macca, who stomped round like a lardy galoot & Faz l5: both kept the St Asaph defence busy. An enjoyable but physical game turned into 8-1 win for the 6ths

Date: 26/11/05 Competition: Friendly Match_Details: (H) Nomads 6ths v Wirral Vets Result: 4-0 Scorers: Mickey Carroll, Chris Farrell, Bobby Davies, Big Macca MoM: Bobby Davies 1 & Macca 1 (For his goal keeping exploits) Report: After last years defeat to a last min goal Nomads were determined to turn the tables. But injury l2: struck after 10 minutes, Tilly limped off with a ‘Becks kidney’. Our star goalie, making a rare app, l3: caught the ball which goalies do but unfortunately it was in the bollocks. He was replaced by Macca l4: who it turns out is a better goalie than forward. Mattie performed in exactly the same way as he has l5: in the new lap dancing bar and failed to score. Nomads scored 4 in the 2nd half to win 4-0.

Date: 19/11/05 Competition: Friendly Match_Details: (H) Nomads 6ths v Waterside OB Result: 11-3 Scorers: Mattie Cotterill 8, Dave Tills 1, Mark Thilston 1, Big Macca 1. MoM: Waterside Offside Trap Report: What can you say? Waterside looked like a football team but 1st impressions can be deceptive. Their l2: understanding of the off-side rule was on a par with their pace in the back 4. Non-existence, a bad l3: combination. As a result Nomads won 11-3.The score could have been worse if the ref had not come l4: from the Henry Kissinger school for refs. For his own sake and that of world peace he gave some very l5: generous decisions in favour of the visitors. Yes..all related to offside. P.S. Mattie scored 8.

Date: 12/11/05 Competition: Chester Challenge Cup Match_Details: (H) Nomads 6ths v Barrow 2nd Result: 4-1 Scorers: Mickey Carroll, Dave Tills, Ian McCallum, Craig Ashton MoM: Ryanbar Finn Report: According to the Standard this was an evenly contested game. Whoever submitted that report must have l2: been on the Carlsberg Cold for a good few hours. Although the 6th’s had a number of injuries they l3: still fielded a strong team. Nomads didn’t hit the standards that they are capable of but Barrow 2nd l4: failed to capitalise and caused a solid Nomads defence few problems. Macca, (he of the 1 goal in 47 l5: games as a forward) scored his 2nd goal of the century and has now decided to retire.

Date: 29/10/05 Competition: Friendly Match_Details: (H) Nomads 6ths v Liverpool Ramblers Result: 10-3 Scorers: Mattie 4, Mark Williams 3, Rob Balance 1, Chris Farrell 1, Mark Tilston 1. MoM: Mark Tilston Report: Nomads could have been mistaken as extras from the latest Cocoon movie. Ramblers looked full of l2: youth & acne, whilst the 6th’s just looked, well.. full. Nomads soon gained the upper hand through l3: some brilliant 1 touch football. This was due to the fact that we didn’t have the energy or control l4: to master 2 touch. A superb 35 yd drive completed Big Mark’s hat trick. Mattie netted 4, the best l5: move followed a Soggy burst of pace (ha) & pinpoint cross for Mattie to volley in from 12 yards.

Date: 22/10/05 Competition: Jewsbury Cup Match_Details: (H) Nomads 6ths v Nomads 4th Result: 9-3 of the 4th's misfortune and managed Scorers: Terry Farrell 4, Mattie 1, Macca 1, Mickey Carroll 1, Tony Carr 1, Joey 1 MoM: Tony Carr Report: A welcome return to form by 6th secured only their second win of the season. Unfortunately l2: the 4th's keeper came off injured early in the 1st half and this didn't aid the 4th's team cause any l3: against a strong 6th team. Macca the mean lean goal scoring machine took full advantage l4: scoring his 1st goal in 47 appearances, (44 apps as a centre forward). But compare that to Terry F, l5: 4 goals 1 apps, and it puts Macca's & Mattie's goal scoring exploits very much into perspective.

Date: 15/10/05 Competition: Friendly Match_Details: (A) Nomads 6ths v British Steel Result: 0-5 Scorers: No one MoM: We didn't have one. Report: Not quite sure if British Steel were that good or we were just that bad. l2: Apart from the last 20 minutes of the first half the 6th team were totally out classed. Only 1-0 l3: down at half time the 6th basically couldn't string two passes together in the 2nd half and BS ran l4: out deserved winners. Macca, our star forward, continued his 100% record of not scoring. l5: Not saying Mattie's first touch was poor but it made his second touch a header!!!

Date: 01/10/05 Competition: Friendly Match_Details: (H) Nomads 6ths v Saltney Vets Result: 1-2 Scorers: Bobby Davies MoM: John Kelly Report: An excellent game of football. Saltney took the lead and Bobby leveled for Nomads in the second l2: half. As the game progressed anything less than a draw was going to be harsh on either team. l3: With 10 minutes to go Saltney struck the killer blow due to a defensive error. Again the l4: 6th's created enough chances but the only thing Mattie can finish these day's is a relationship l5: ......& he doesn't do that very well.

Date: 24/09/05 Competition: Friendly Match_Details: (H) Nomads 6ths v Liobians Result: 1-2 Scorers: Alan Jones MoM: Chris Farrell Report: The 6th's team clearly lost this match in the second half. Liobians went 1 up against the run of l2: play. Jonah slotted his second penalty of the season to draw the team's level. The 6ths created l3: numerous clear cut chances but failed to capatalise. How could you best describe Fergie's finishing l4: on a family web page, hmm...weak. Don't worry Ferg we'll call you. l5:

Date: 17/09/05 Competition: Chester Challenge Cup Match_Details: (H) Nomads 6ths v Crossways Result: 4-3 Scorers: Dave Tills, Mickey Carroll, Chris Farrell, Bobby Davies MoM: Bobby Davies Report: The 6th's team made hard work of progressing into the next round after going 3-1 up. Crossways l2: fought back to draw the scores level at 3-3. But Bobby Davies hit the winner with 10 minutes to go. l3: Tilly's silky skills in defence were at best questionable & Mr. Farrell stepping forward to take a l4: penalty is about as welcome as Joey at a referee's convention. Come back Jonah all is forgiven. l5:

Date: 10/09/05 Competition: League Match_Details: (H) Nomads 6ths v HCA) Result: 2-3 Scorers: Alan Jones 2 MoM: Joey Jordan Report: A hard opener for the 6th against a fit and youthful HCA. After going a goal down the 6th's hit l2: back with two goals from Alan Jones (1 pen). The less said about the rest of the game the better.